Couple sitting at dining room table going over bills…
Wife: Ok, so the electric company is going to shut us off by the 18th if we don’t send them $100.00.
Husband: Ok, send them $100.00.
Wife: Then each of us has to cut off an arm or a leg to pay for our health insurance…do you want to keep both of your arms or both of your legs?
Husband: Hmm…that’s a tough one I’ll have to get back to you on that…hopefully we get paid before that check clears.
Wife: Ok next, we need to put some money aside for our vacation fund.
Husband and wife look at each other and crack up..
Husband: Ok, be serious now.
Wife: A girl’s gotta dream, ok, ok back to reality…who do we owe next?
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